Round 5 is done and dusted for the Saints as a good defensive effort helped us to a 26-0 win against an impressively organised London Broncos.

As ever we asked for your #SixWordMatchReport and here are the best suggestions received via Facebook and Twitter.

First of all, there was a whole lot of love for our mercurial French half back – including @PhilLowthian’s now regular rhyming summary:

“Super Fages ends the London charge”


Other plaudits included:


Theo proves his worth at halfback – @hillj1968

Fages stars in efficient Saints win – @chris1878_

Can I have Theo Fages Babies. – @greenbaysaint

Capital Fages performance sees London nilled – @st04bez

Theo Fages the little pocket rocket – @sthrlfc

How good is Theo f*ckin Fages?! – @azzacartz



Masterclass from the little French General – Stuart Saint Tucker

Theo Fages Man of the Match ! – Karen Leyland

Theo’s relentless Tackling continues to dominate – Marie Bullough


Plenty of you got in touch to give your views on the overall performance, with the Saints defence gaining most of the credit – including a great stat fro @paulbirch46 on Twitter:



Hardly A star, but two points – @davidrigby5

Nothing scintillating, less errors, basic rugby – @redveerenmus

Wasn’t a game I’ll remember much – @shadow_man_71

Great defence but should’ve scored more. – @halewkwoo

Saints go top with comfortable win – @bold_ken

We scored and they did not – @a180darts

No slip up from the Saints – @stottydk

Sound defence, no real effort needed – @mccormackmartin

Four points conceded in 200 minutes – @paulbirch46

Patient Saints broke down Broncos defence. – @jonimac4978



Saints inflict Capital Punishment on London – John Case

Just did what we needed to – Melanie Louise

No Robes No Lees No Problem – Colin Taylor

Saint it great to nil ’em – Krk Archer

Like taking candy from a baby – Jason Sutton

Fantastic Saints win again you beauties – Elaine Heaton

When the Saints keep marching on! – Val Unsworth

Routine win with clean sheet bonus. – Mike Morris

Saints defence safe as crown jewels – Andrew Daniels

Cold night, easy win, solid performance – Phil Hitchmough

Leaders domination shown class despite injuries. – Platt C Neil

Keep it coming. You’re the best. – Jennifer Sage

Never got out of second gear – Dave Fenney

Workmen performance, did what was needed – Liam Armstrong

Two points in the bag next – Les Simms

Awesome defensive display, good offensive drive – Geraldine McGovern Cotham

Comedy of errors too entertain us – Julie Kennedy

The mighty, mighty Saints march on – Amanda Matthews

Top of the league once again. – Linda Pownall

Good, did enough and defended well – Rohan Whittle

Good in defence, lacking in attack – Deborah Gee

Its London Broncos not Brisbane Broncos. – Roger Cook


And finally, a few other points from our faithful fans:


Coote rapidly becoming a fans favourite! – @kev298 – 100% agree with that, Rolls Royce full back

“New Saints Media Guy Loves Emojis” – @jnewman_94 – Saints new Media and Content Manager has been unveiled as Jamie Allen. We wish him all the best and it looks as if he’s already putting his own stamp on things!


Roby gives others a MOS chance? – Derrick Jones – plenty of time for Roby to try to secure the MoS trophy

North Stand bars are shockingly bad – Dan Shakespeare – West is best!!

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